I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
