They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Even my vagina gasped.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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