it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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