Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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