remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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