dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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