I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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