UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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