that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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