Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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