I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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