And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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