i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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