I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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