How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
i believe in u and ur pee
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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