it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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