Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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