Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I AM VODKA MAN
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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