singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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