I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
So. Much. Porn.
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