in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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