Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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