My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
