Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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