Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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