Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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