Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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