I am puke
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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