All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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