He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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