i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Two words: blizzard sex
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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