just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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