I CAN MOONWALK!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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