Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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