theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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