We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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