please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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