i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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