Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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