thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in