yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices