I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb