My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!