Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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