your thong is hanging out like whoa
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz