I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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