Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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