I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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