forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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