she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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