Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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