she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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