have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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