Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
