You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Randomize
