Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
3pm strippers are depressing
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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