How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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