i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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