Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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