Nicole vs. Life
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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