so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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